did someone say threesome

look i was marie antoinette once

guess what happened a year ago today

lets take a moment to celebrate the fact that this top didn’t fit me when i bought it and i’m wearing it today for the first time

can i hear a hallelujah

my life consists of lying in bed in my underwear drinking green tea (and reading gay porn)

i can’t believe it’s been a year already

i was trying to take a picture and my mom called and i forgot and i accidentally hit video at some point?

and this happened

it’s in spanish and i look incredibly dumb while i talk i look like a bad actress omg

enjoy my dumb face

“luce what’s wrong why are you crying?”

im bored, naked and self centered